ThisAintHell.US: Meet Sgt. Major Ronald Mailahn, the youngest Marine SGM

| May 19, 2013 |

Bumped back up to the top because Mailahn wants us to take it down. He threatened us with a law suit until I sent him our attorney’s email address and now he just wants me to be cool (You used to be cool). Just some background; he’s behind on child support, he stole $12k from his daughter’s Little League Association. He got fired for making $800 worth of phone calls from the fire station where he worked for phone sex – but I’m the reason he can’t find a job.

Lately, every time I try to be a nice guy, I get it stuck right in my ass, so those days have passed and Mailman is a fixture here. I think he started in again because the Stolen Valor Tournament is gearing up this week and he’s shooting for another one seed. But he even failed at winning the tourney last year.

Yeah, that’s Sgt. Major Ronald Mailahn who claims to be the youngest sergeant major in the Marine Corps. He’d have to be with only nine years in the Corps, according to his hash marks on the sleeve. The good folks at POW Network decided that he needed broader exposure so they sent him to us.

They tell us he’s a 43-year-old car salesman who lives in his mother’s basement. He was a fireman until he ran up the firehouse phonebill with more than $800 in telephone calls to phone sex numbers and they fired his horny ass. According to his own profiles, he graduated from high school when he was 20 years old – a real over-achiever.

Did I mention that he was arrested for embezzling over $12,000 from the Barrington New Jersey girls little league association? Well, he did – that over-achiever thing working for him again. his defense in that case? He’s a Marine and he’d never violate his code of ethics and do something like that.

Well except that the NPRC has no record of him ever serving. Ever.

He has a philosophy that the more websites that he posts this information, the more credibility he has. So here’s his information posted on yet another website. let’s see how that philosophy works for him.

Oh, by the way, he just sent the good folks at POW Network an email threatening to…guess what…sue if they don’t remove the information from their website that he himself posted on the internet;

U have my info on your site I want it removed asap I gave no permission to have any of my info pix or anything on your site I would also like to have the name of whoever put my name on there I have the collingswood police dept looking into to who put it up there but I want it removed forthwith

I’m sure that “forthwith” had Chuck and Mary shaking in their shoes. I know it gave me a feeling.

I will keep sending u my request till u do oh and I contacted my lawer if its not down with in 2s hrs I will sue u

If I ever start typing like a twelve-year-old girl, I’d hope that one of you fine people would put me out of my misery.

So, now his “info pix” are posted on yet another website…I wonder what his “lawer” will advise. I’d better call my “lawer” and tell him that there will be one more in the “I’m here to sue TAH” line at the Mineral County Courthouse next Tuesday.

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4 Responses to ThisAintHell.US: Meet Sgt. Major Ronald Mailahn, the youngest Marine SGM

  1. One who knows says:

    Sgt. Major Ronald Mailahn is at it again. He’s not paying his child support, refuses to pay for his daughter’s tutor even though it’s court ordered and is now bullying his 11 yr old daughter. Both he and his new girlfriend Diane Roggi-Byars are causing heartache for this little girl. Just waiting for karma to bite him in his ass once and for all. Oh and he’s lost another job. Surprise.

  2. Bobby Bradley says:

    And I thought I was doing good. In the fast last lane. I was SGM at 37 with 18 years service. No offense to my Marine Brothers. You guys promote fast.
    What a work of crap!! Sorry, it just makes my blood boil.

    SGM Bradley, U.S. Army (Ret)

  3. Bob says:

    Each hash mark in the Marines equals 4 years of service, so his hash marks would equate to 12 years of service, not nine. Not defending the impostor, just correcting your calculation of 9 years for 3 hash marks. 3 years for a hash mark is an Army thing.

  4. Bob says:

    His selfie shows a crooked cover, unauthorized glasses, red t-shirt under the dress blouse, shooting badges pinned on the pockets, probably much more, not worth dissecting this fraud any more.

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