November 17th, 2013
This is Joseph Haley. You know he’s legit because of his tattoos, right? I mean what kind of doofus would have themselves disfigured with military stuff that they didn’t earn, huh? He lives in Nashua, New Hampshire and hides behind his war stories of battling evil in the world in Central American and the Middle East. He claims that he’s wiped out entire villages by himself. He fought terrorists in Nicaragua over oil – I’m guessing it was banana oil because there’s virtually no petroleum in Nicaragua as evidenced by their extreme poverty there.
He claims that he took a settlement for his healthcare from the Army so he’s not eligible for VA benefits. He flashes his tattoo to the cops when he’s arrested like it’s an ID card or something. Here’s what he claims he earned;
His daring do is his excuse to beat women, too. He tells his wild-ass tales in his kids’ classrooms at school. I can only imagine what impressions about military service he gives the youngsters.
But the Army says, “Who?”