Poser/Phony Fake of the Week: Joseph Haley; another tattooed phony hero

Shared from our Friends: This Ain’t Hell
November 17th, 2013

Joseph Haley photo
This is Joseph Haley. You know he’s legit because of his tattoos, right? I mean what kind of doofus would have themselves disfigured with military stuff that they didn’t earn, huh? He lives in Nashua, New Hampshire and hides behind his war stories of battling evil in the world in Central American and the Middle East. He claims that he’s wiped out entire villages by himself. He fought terrorists in Nicaragua over oil – I’m guessing it was banana oil because there’s virtually no petroleum in Nicaragua as evidenced by their extreme poverty there.

He claims that he took a settlement for his healthcare from the Army so he’s not eligible for VA benefits. He flashes his tattoo to the cops when he’s arrested like it’s an ID card or something. Here’s what he claims he earned;

Joseph Haley Shadow Box
His daring do is his excuse to beat women, too. He tells his wild-ass tales in his kids’ classrooms at school. I can only imagine what impressions about military service he gives the youngsters.

But the Army says, “Who?”

Joseph Haley FOIA

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7 Responses to Poser/Phony Fake of the Week: Joseph Haley; another tattooed phony hero

  1. Kevin says:

    The armed services don’t have any data on this guy. Common, he most likely trained in the secret army services called, jedi warrior training, with a strong ninja dress uniform. The meet secretly in their Uranus where they exchange all levels of spunk being splurged into or onto theri other comrades in hande and mouth. 🙂

  2. Anonymous says:

    Shameful and a disgrace

  3. Anonymous says:

    Made the unfortunate mistake of meeting this guy. He is Herpes Type II positive. Women should be warned.

    I am so sorry that I believed him and how he misrepresented his service. I admire those who serve, so I was a sucker for his tale. I hope he is not able to dupe others. Thank you

    • Anonymous says:

      Hi. Interesting that u met him at the end of February. Online? Because he was dating someone from Newburyport and trying to be friends with me at the time.
      Glad u never got sucked in to his delusional world. It’s toxic. Narcissism at its finest.

  4. Anonymous says:

    I am so sorry that he gave you an STD. He has given this to many others. He continues to try and impress women with his lies of military service as he’s desperate and empty, and very sick. The best you can do is to get the word out so his next victims are saved before it’s too late.

  5. Name removed to protect Idenity. says:

    This guy is a whack job. All the tales he tells about his wife and family… Hmmm couldn’t be true. He expects people to believe these lies when he’s faked being an enlisted army guy big ranger who saved his fellow soldiers in Grenada? He never left the US or the psych hospital most likely.

    • Anonymous says:

      Thank you for keeping this open to comments. This whack job has full custody of his son after all the cruel acts and domestic violence. This guy harms innocent animals too. And guess what… He’s still telling his army lies all around New Hampshire. Women beware!

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